It would be easy to go through the 2-0 defeat at Man U with a fine tooth comb.
But I'm not Andy Gray and it would also be far too depressing.
Putting it in simple terms we got hammered and it could have been six or seven or worse.
One thing that did get mentioned today was the fact we are approaching the 10 year anniversary of the demolition of Man U at St James' Park.
Is it really almost 10 years ago since we outclassed Man United 5-0?
It would be great to look back Ginola's screamer, or Big Al running past the Man U fans celebrating after putting in a gem of a cross or even Prince Albert's breathtaking chip over the mighty Peter Schmeichel - times have changed for the worse at the moment - but I don't want to be accused of looking through rose-tinted sunglasses again!
May I then look through a pair that are smeared with mucky soot instead?
Just for a change.
How about a look at the last time we were struggling at the wrong end of what was then the Second Division?
There might not be any logic in it but it is slightly nostalgic and it might make you feel a tiny bit better when you consider we were closer to Hartlepool (in the division below) than we were Man United (in the division above).
Yes it may well have been 10 years since we shoed Man U but 15 years ago, we were going into this week back in 1991 without a home win to our name and about to get mauled off Pompey 3-1 at Fratton Park.
Everything I Do I Do It for You by Bryan Adams was still number one and the bunch of kids Ardiles had running round were out of their depth in Division Two.
At 3-0 down at Pompey it looked bleak for Ossie's Biactol boys.
And at 3-1 it looked even bleaker, that was the way it was going.
Mick Quinn, in scoring a consolation goal managed to shatter his leg off the post and was ruled out for Ossie Ardiles' men - it was his last game for the South American.
Now that's what I call depressing and I'm not talking about Bryan Adams!
It has to be said Newcastle are a million miles away from the 5-0 days against Man U but they are also still a long, long way from that day at Pompey.
SECOND DIVISION 7-10-91
Bottom half
P Pts
Barnsley 12 11
Bristol Rovers 10 8
Plymouth 10 8
Oxford United 10 7
NEWCASTLE 11 7
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