Jesus Christ is the star of the show at Donny
It may have only been a friendly but Newcastle United sucked at Doncaster on Saturday.
In the aftermath of the defeat Kevin Keegan announced Joey Barton will be handed a last chance at Newcastle - and on this evidence - love him or hate him - Newcastle probably need him.
You can't get carried away with friendly results either way in football and Newcastle are down to the bare bones when it comes to players, but when a Toon Army chant directed at one of the stewards, namely Jesus Christ's lookalike at the Keepmoat, you know it's been a long day.
That boy Bassong also caused much amusement in the away end at Donny too with none of the Toon fans having a clue who he was due after Keegan surprised everybody by giving him his chance.
And the game itself?
Well who could deny Donny their big day?
After all they worked their backsides off and wanted a scalp at their impressive new stadium.
But Newcastle United should beat Doncaster Rovers at any level, friendly or not.
And the sad facts are, apart from Charlie N'Zogbia, nobody seemed like they were interested in breaking the deadlocl enough which opened up the door for Rovers to perform a smash and grab raid at the end.
That occured due to the pub team defending from Bassong and Jose Enrique who must have had a communication breakdown which allowed Stuart Elliott the freedom of the Keepmoat to notch a memorable strike.
Nobody outside of Doncaster will remember this game though but the Toon fans will never forget Jesus Christ!