So then all of a sudden the San Miguel has gone flat for the Newcastle United fans here in Majorca.
Like always Toon fans were rallying today but despite the glorious heat on this sun kissed island and the wonderful blue skies, it couldn't mask the disappointment of Friday's 1-0 defeat against Hertha Berlin.
Yes, it was only a friendly but the lack of adventure from Newcastle and more worryingly the lack of cutting edge made a defeat look inevitable as the game went on.
It made me think back to the FA Cup final in 1999 when Newcastle fans chanted: "All we are singing is give us a goal" as Manchester United put the lid on another trophy and our great fans left empty handed with empty pockets.
In a nutshell, a mammoth win for Newcastle (around five or six nowt) and a low scoring Hannover win against Hertha is the only thing that will result in Nicky Butt hoisting the trophy.
Other observations from the game were the performance of Tim Krul after coming off the bench for the dependable Steve Harper.
Krul was afforded a great reception, helped by his efforts against Doncaster, and he pulled off a couple of good stops against Hertha.
But Newcastle's problem these days isn't goalkeepers we've got four who could arguably hold their own between the sticks if needed.
It's the little issue of scoring goals that's the problem.
With Owen, Martins, Viduka and Carroll all unfit at the moment they were joined on Friday by Shola who pulled a hamstring.
That said, a Newcastle fan I know had branded Shola and Alan Smith as Can't Score Won't Score during pre-season games.
But for all that, I think a lot of Newcastle fans would A) like to see Ameobi do well and turn it round at the club he loves and B) see Smith reproduce some of the form that he showed at Leeds in front of goal which got him into the England squad.
On a more lighter note at the ONO Stadium last night - which for me looks like Gateshead Stadium with an A-level - it was good the hosts have kept up the English tradition of serving c*** burgers.
Unlike the joys of Premier League land where us fortunate and grateful hacks (well I know I am) get some top class dishes ahead of games, the hosts could only offer a few bottles of water.
For three Euros the burger looked good in size and menacingly tasty as it went down, so much so I had to get another one.
But as the game reached the hour mark just like the good old English tradition (and anybody who has had one of those exploding mince pies from the old black hut in The Corner knows what I'm talking about) the burgers were soon a big regret.
You might also be interested to know that the laid back Majorcans took almost 45 minutes to clear up a squashed plum in the corridor where Newcastle's paper thin squad were walking through to get on the bus.
Basically, millions of pounds worth of talent almost falling over just like the poor person who'd slipped on the stray piece of fruit the first time and crashed into a bin of water left by Hannover 96 crew members that had then crashed into a tangle of TV wires and open electricity!
It summed up a sweltering night in which some players lost three kilos in the heat.
Let's hope the final game with Real Mallorca is less turbulent and like the organisers suggested there are closer to the 7,000 fans there to see Newcastle - with our fans singing the Empty Seats song - claw back some pride.
It isn't the first time the Toon Army have been in grounds with loads of empty red seats and the unlikely event of winning the Mallorca Summer Cup won't sort life out on Tyneside, but it will help.
Finally below is a top 10 of randomness from this trip so far.
1) Shola emerging from the dressing room with a huge smile, sunglasses on and then delivering one the best Georide "ALREEEEEETTT" I've ever heard in my life.
2) Kevin Keegan picking out a TV crew member who looked like Terry Mac then telling his players it was Terry Mac's brother who lives out in Majorca, before the pair got a picture together.
3) Having to temporarily stop an interview with Sebastien Bassong in order to take a mobile phone picture for some young Spanish kid.
4) Bassong's delight at hearing Toon fans singing "46, 46 nobody know your name", and for the record he knows what it's all about now.
5) Steve Harper telling me that my head was so red in the ONO Stadium he struggled to pick me out from the stand surrounded by so many red seats
6) A portrait of Marcelino akin to one of Pele or Maradona celebrating the Toon flop's services to football hanging in the corridor at Real Mallorca to inspire young players
7) John Toshack paying a surprise visit to training to see Kevin Keegan and then being asked by a journalist in the Press conference if he could sense that he was in the training ground before hand due to the pair's claim they were telepathic in their Liverpool days!
8) Shay Given's cheesy smile for the camera on day one (maybe you have to see it, it's on the club website somewhere, or maybe you had to be there!)
9) Seeing Mikeal Forrsell (complete with iPod) with a face like a slapped backside round the corner from my hotel hours after their 4-2 defeat and thinking "It could be worse pal" after United had failed to trouble Hertha Berlin
10) The look on the face of a German hack when I asked if he'd heard of Jim Rosenthal after the teamsheet from Friday paraded Jan Rosenthal of Herth Berlin
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