A cure for insomnia
They say in football that you should never keep hold of an unhappy player - and the fact that Charles N'Zogbia is one of the biggest miseries in the game means that Newcastle United should surely cash in on the new undisputed Incredible Sulk of St James's Park.
We've lost count of the amount of times he's cried to the French media about wanting to get away from Tyneside which is quite a turnaround after he told the Chronicle after the 3-0 win at Pompey in December how happy he was at the club!
And also quite amazing that the serial media interview dodger comes running to the Press when he wants something after countless snubs down during the "good old days" when he had a couple of good games.
We've had them all down the years Dyer, Jenas, Bellamy, Robert, Boumsong and a host of others and all of them would have been world class players
But N'Zogbia's behaviour during the month of January has been nothing short of a disgrace.
To get upset because somebody gets your name wrong is beyond belief, after all Sir Bobby Robson did call Shola Ameobi by the name of Carl Cort once upon time!
His attempts to get Toon fans to sympathise with him over the fact that Joe Kinnear got his name wrong are laughable.
Especially given his efforts on the field of play in the last month or so.
Any respect for Zoggy probably went out of the window all together after the training ground fight with Andy Carroll when it the pair had to be seperated THREE times before finally accepting that you can't just belt the c*** out of each other at a professional club.
Sadly, the talented winger could leave Tyneside after failing to live up to his high standards.
And the fact he's prepared to move to Wigan instead sums it all up.
He might almost be gone but he'll soon be forgotten.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHARLES INSOMNIA?