Booing for dummies - but can anybody repeat the Ruel Fox/Les Ferdinand toilet trick?

I thought Parker was great when he started for us, but he went off the boil after his tackle on Bullard. Never seemed the same player after that. It wasn't helped that he was often paired with another 'cautious' midfielder - Butt. It's the same problem we have today. No flair or creativity in the centre of the park; no-one to link up the back, front and wide players; not enough cover for defence; not enough support for the attack. Blame the 'Latin' players all you want, but the real problem (on the pitch!)lies elsewhere.

I have to say it's nice to be able to escape from the doom and gloom of our current situation and reflect on some of the players from the past.

Dyer was a live wire player but ultimately never fufilled his potential and I was amazed to read that he is thirty years old soon. He used to have to beat a man three or four times and his final ball was never great. And he of course divided SJP by refusing to play on the wing against Boro for Sir Bobby.

I could never understand the animosity that fans felt towards Parker who I though was an outstanding servant for us. He gave 110 per cent every game and didn't desreve to leave the way he did. Out of all the possible 'returnees' tomorrow I hope he gets a good reception.

But to Bellas! A great asset when fit and playing and what Bellamy did was allow us to play thirty yards further up the pitch as the opposition always sat back afraid of his pace adn him getting in behind the back. Bellamy did little worng other than to tell Souness what he thought of his style of football. And who can blame Bellamy for that. I hope he gets a decent reception but I very much doubt it.

I feel the biggest boos might be reserved for some of our players such as N'Zogbia. The quicker we get rid of those players who have no interest in playing for us the better. I personally would crawl over broken glass and play for nothing tomorrow, just to pull on a toon shirt. One problem; I am crap!

well i for 1 am glad we got rid of all of them. bellers was a d1ck, dyer was a wage burden always injured and as much as parker tried he was as sh1t as the capcha, every time he got the ball he done a little circle and passed back to given.
Another thing jfk took the job when no-one with any integrity or self respct would touch it after the discracefull treatment of kk.
he admited himself that he nearly fell off his chair when he got the call,
saying if he does a good job over the next "couple of games" then gets replaced, it was good for the cv so to speak, a good advert
'joe kinnear football manager, remember me, i can still do it' type thing.
So joes been ashleys yes man, getting his name in the football circles again.
however he has been passing on ashleys contradictive piffle and lies, for a while now and making a fool of himself in the prossess.
BUT make no mistake jfk is no fool,
he knows how hard the football world can be and how easy it is to be cast into the football wilderness, having just emerged from it himself with his lucky break at the toon.
I think the cracks are begining to show though, with his down beat reactions when quizzed on the transfer situation and looks of "im F'ing. sick of this"
when he feels he has done enough for his cv
and doesnt NEED to put up with being made to look a complete idiot by ashley, he'll be away aswell.
Thats if ashley doesn't push him to far and tells one lie to many before then.

THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO MIKE????
APOINT YOUR BUMCHUM WISE??????????

'Calm down dear, its only West Ham'. Parker never realy lived up to his ludicrous 'as good as Steven Gerrard' (sure he'd thank Souness for that) billing. Dyer just seemed to embodie people's fustration at Newcastle never being able to put out their best eleven. And Craig Bellemy is indeed a d1ck h3ad and should rightly be booed off the pitch (Feyanord or not). As for a lack of creativity in midfield, Charles N'zogbia should sort that out. He's got all the attributes to play as an attacking center mid player with someone behind him to sit. Geremi's not up to much else. That coupled with decent games from the two wingers on their natural flanks and we should have too much for the 'ammers'. 'Bobby More, Martin Peters, Ray Winston, Danny Dyre, Russle Brand your boys took a hell of a beating!'

1-0 Ameombi to hit 50 for Newcastle

We have good players but obviously need more strength in depth. Something Keegan pointed out in the summer and Kinnear has clarified. However i feel a certain deja vu is upon the toon. The manager saying before the transfer window that good new arrivals will come to strengthten the squad then we sit around waiting for Dennis Wise to actually justify his huge salary. From what i can gather all our hopes of players coming in lays in his hands. All ive heard so far is how hes tryed to get rid of our best players. Hes a bad apple and the first bit of transfer business we should do is release him from his contract.
Mike Ashley must know something the rest of us dont about him cause the rest of us know hes useless at buying and selling players(his job). Kinnear will find himself without the players he wants to bring in and know doubt without some of the best players already at the club come febuary. Just like Keegan in September.

My prediction is that we'll buy nobody of any note then when the window shuts Ashley will blame his pal dennis and either push him into another role or get rid altogether in the hopes of winning over the fans

Danish media reporting,PETER LOVENKRANDS to sign for the mags,remember afew years ago when he nearly signed for us,but his agent at the time got a better offer from RANGERS.