Oh by the way have you heard of us - Sporting Chance?
Just when Newcastle United appear to have a little bit of light at the end of the tunnel - the prospect of the apple cart being upset emerges in the shape of Joey Barton and those blokes who pay thousands of pounds to take the Cockney Press shooting ducks to make sure that Sporting Chance get a good round of publicity for saving the career of the Toon midfielder.
Well quite frankly I'm not that interested in Barton's latest comments to be honest.
The time for talking went long ago and until he's talking about helping Newcastle United back into the Premier League most fans simply don't care.
His latest outburst in which he claims "most footballers are knobs" is hardly going to do anything for the spirit of a team that is already punching above their weight even if he is talking in general terms.
There must have been Toon players thinking "does he mean me?"
As for the current side punching above their weight well...
It's not because they are short on ability but the current Newcastle United team deserve a lot of praise for doing it amidst a political nightmare.
They've managed to top the Championship table despite the current mess and silence of the boardroom - not because of them.
Are most footballer players nobs?
Well it depends on the circumstances, certainly getting smashed and then fighting with young lads in McDonalds represents acting like a nob to me whether you are a footballer or not.
I've only met Barton a few times and on a personal level he comes across as a decent bloke.
But then you have the end-less list of trouble that comes with him.
Yet the only thing you will be judged on by the majority of Toon fans is football at the end of the day.
As for Sporting Chance and their commitment to sorting out over-paid and over pampered superstars who can't handle their drink and appreciate the talents they were blessed with - good luck to them.
But don't expect a medal the size of a bin lid from anybody on Tyneside.
How is Tony Adams' getting on these days with his piano playing by the way?